Tagged by neuroticbiotic
Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 6 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 6 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Tell them you tagged them.
1. Which fictional character do you most relate to and why?
Fuck, I’m always asked this and I never really know. I could probably bull shit an answer but I got nothing.
So Hawke because I too one day strive to be a sarcastic little shit.
2. Who forms your ultimate BROtp?
Garrus and M!Shep, no questions
3. What is your favourite fictional universe?
4. If you could choose to transform into any animal at will, which would it be?
Uh, I think an Owl would be really sick, fly where ever you want. Or a bear. Fuck yeah bears
5. What song best describes your life at present?
I really never have an answer for this because my life is kinda meh and all the songs I listen to are unrealisticly exciting or sad.
6. What is your least favourite fantasy race?
I’m gonna be a dick and say Orcs. They’re just generally very… okay I know it’s (fantasy) racism but they’re just angry kill everything and pillage the weak and that’s kind of boring.
1) What generic RPG (Warrior, Paladin, Rogue, Wizard etc) class best fits you? What do you wish you’d be best at?
2) Medieval Fantasy, or Futuristic Space Exploration?
3) 20 days of straight Anime, or 20 days of Reality TV?
4) How many pets are ideal for you?
5) Favorite kind of drink?
6) How much money do you usually carry with you?
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.
This is everything
Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.
men: send death threats and threats of sexual violence, stalk and harass women for sharing an alternative opinion, ignore women, treat them condescendingly, pay them less, murder them, stop them from voting or having an opinion, provide less opportunities for education, tell them they’re inferior to men in every way
women: wow im sick of this i kind of hate men
everyone in the world: um, wow. sorry, but if you want to get your equal rights maybe you should be nice instead of being rude to men? how do you expect anyone to listen to you if you’re so mean and angry! think about it :) lets all just be nice to one another :)
men: continue to treat women like shit with few repercussions because when women speak out they are immediately shut down by literally everything above
I cordially invite you to feast on the delicacy that is my rear.